Daily Bisexual Fact:
Bisexuals, those most mythical and ethereal of creatures, must all embark on epic quests in order to escape the Eternal Closet of Despair, On these quests, they will constantly do battle with…
The Dark Lord of Heteronormativity.
Powers of the bisexual: Invisibility, charm, and wit.
Weaknesses of the bisexual: Mislabeling, prone to exclusion, and sponge cake (no bisexual can resist it).
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